Here are 25 of the best. Get it? How frequently do you travel internationally? Once a year 2 to 4 times a year 5 or more times a year Never Oops!
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You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.
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Contact Us Kids Growing Up Sayings and Quotes Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old kids growing up quotes, kids growing up sayings, and kids growing up proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources. They move on. They move away. The moments that used to define them - a mother's approval, a father's nod - are covered by moments of their own accomplishments. It is not until much later, as the skin sags and the heart weakens, that children understand; their stories, and all their accomplishments, sit atop the stories of their mothers and fathers, stones upon stones, beneath the waters of their lives.
It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill. We hope not.